Citfodget Yattyattdud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awesome dingo.

Citfodget Yattyattdud created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citfodget Yattyattdud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Citfodget Yattyattdud, she will be very unhappy.

Citfodget Yattyattdud's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Citfodget Yattyattdud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three snakes approach from the east.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must love Citfodget Yattyattdud.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your head.