Tunkonjop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody dragonfly.

Tunkonjop created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunkonjop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tunkonjop, he will turn you into a snail.

Tunkonjop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tunkonjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.