Cubingyak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty crocodile.

Cubingyak created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubingyak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cubingyak, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cubingyak's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cubingyak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cubingyak.

5. Always help sick mice.