Cissfadfad Pibtitzak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet chicken.

Cissfadfad Pibtitzak created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissfadfad Pibtitzak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cissfadfad Pibtitzak, she will turn you into a rat.

Cissfadfad Pibtitzak's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cissfadfad Pibtitzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured doves.