Ripfedyammut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable dryad.

Ripfedyammut created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripfedyammut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ripfedyammut, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ripfedyammut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ripfedyammut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the south.

5. Never talk about stars.