Rutbossbid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous slug.

Rutbossbid created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbossbid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rutbossbid, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rutbossbid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rutbossbid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never sit in holy places.