Gudnadfit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental wyrm.

Gudnadfit created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudnadfit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gudnadfit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gudnadfit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gudnadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not take Gudnadfit's name in vain.