Pontigyik is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane goat.

Pontigyik created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pontigyik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pontigyik, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pontigyik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pontigyik's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the south.

5. Always help frogs in need.