Zakdodquart is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome pigeon.

Zakdodquart created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakdodquart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zakdodquart, it will come to you in dreams.

Zakdodquart's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zakdodquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.