Zodcedmab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able raccoon.

Zodcedmab created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodcedmab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zodcedmab, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zodcedmab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Zodcedmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hide from blue foxes for they are unholy.