Futjipbinbimwotshavbatlim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless parrot.

Futjipbinbimwotshavbatlim created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Futjipbinbimwotshavbatlim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Futjipbinbimwotshavbatlim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Futjipbinbimwotshavbatlim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Futjipbinbimwotshavbatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Do not stand on grass.