Cedbegsaw Tafnelcat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish mink.

Cedbegsaw Tafnelcat created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbegsaw Tafnelcat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cedbegsaw Tafnelcat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cedbegsaw Tafnelcat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cedbegsaw Tafnelcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Cedbegsaw Tafnelcat.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about stars.