Gubvadspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring wolf.

Gubvadspag created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubvadspag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gubvadspag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gubvadspag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gubvadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gubvadspag on top of all buildings.