Rilxuckfumwiklidquagcan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful lizard.

Rilxuckfumwiklidquagcan created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilxuckfumwiklidquagcan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rilxuckfumwiklidquagcan, he will turn you into a duck.

Rilxuckfumwiklidquagcan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rilxuckfumwiklidquagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Rilxuckfumwiklidquagcan.

3. Never feed wheat to birds while wearing indigo rings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.