Zodnurlrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless whale.

Zodnurlrak created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Zodnurlrak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodnurlrak, it will destroy your home planet.

Zodnurlrak's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zodnurlrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.