Bathogsid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish wolf.

Bathogsid created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Bathogsid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bathogsid, he will torture you forever.

Bathogsid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bathogsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear red kilts.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.