Yambod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humorless bee.

Yambod created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yambod, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yambod, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yambod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yambod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Yambod loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.