Labflabdot Sakfodvanyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humorless hummingbird.

Labflabdot Sakfodvanyar created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labflabdot Sakfodvanyar, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labflabdot Sakfodvanyar, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Labflabdot Sakfodvanyar's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Labflabdot Sakfodvanyar's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.