Dobgumbot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fast giraffe.

Dobgumbot created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Dobgumbot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobgumbot, it will torture you forever.

Dobgumbot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dobgumbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dobgumbot.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.