Limsitnil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful grasshopper.

Limsitnil created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limsitnil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Limsitnil, she will turn you into a worm.

Limsitnil's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Limsitnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.