Capjadtim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate wyvern.

Capjadtim created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capjadtim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Capjadtim, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Capjadtim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Capjadtim's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.