Dongedfarndav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, competent gerbil.

Dongedfarndav created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dongedfarndav, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dongedfarndav, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dongedfarndav's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dongedfarndav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.