Wabviggep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome raccoon.

Wabviggep created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabviggep, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabviggep, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wabviggep's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wabviggep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must pray to Wabviggep eight times a day.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Wabviggep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not kill geese.