Gudnatkan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying owl.

Gudnatkan created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudnatkan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudnatkan, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gudnatkan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gudnatkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gudnatkan six times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gudnatkan.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.