Bestjinzig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish frog.

Bestjinzig created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestjinzig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestjinzig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bestjinzig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bestjinzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never paint your neck purple.