Kip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody armadillo.

Kip created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kip, she will strike you with lightening.

Kip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Put Kip first in all things.

5. Do not speak about onions.