Quatbimdog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful eagle.

Quatbimdog created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatbimdog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quatbimdog, she will be very sad.

Quatbimdog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Quatbimdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed grapes to mice while wearing black dresses.

5. Pray towards the east.