Targlagwabkenfungenfardum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic swan.

Targlagwabkenfungenfardum created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targlagwabkenfungenfardum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Targlagwabkenfungenfardum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Targlagwabkenfungenfardum's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Targlagwabkenfungenfardum's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Targlagwabkenfungenfardum.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.