Queegkimnut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent dingo.

Queegkimnut created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegkimnut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegkimnut, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Queegkimnut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Queegkimnut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always obey Queegkimnut's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about geese.