Dagzeddav Xinnullvog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous otter.

Dagzeddav Xinnullvog created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagzeddav Xinnullvog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dagzeddav Xinnullvog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dagzeddav Xinnullvog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dagzeddav Xinnullvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Worship no other gods but Dagzeddav Xinnullvog.

3. Dagzeddav Xinnullvog loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Dagzeddav Xinnullvog on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.