Zognibdab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful squid.

Zognibdab created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zognibdab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zognibdab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zognibdab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Zognibdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never sing in the presence of goats.

4. Never feed garlic to ducks while wearing fawn boots.

5. Do not commit murder.