Fithakcebsterrap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart centipede.

Fithakcebsterrap created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fithakcebsterrap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fithakcebsterrap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fithakcebsterrap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fithakcebsterrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not kill sheep.
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