Cedbudbun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical otter.

Cedbudbun created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cedbudbun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cedbudbun, she will laugh at you.

Cedbudbun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cedbudbun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedbudbun.

5. Hide if nine porpoises approach from the north.