Zagkamcub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective bear.

Zagkamcub created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagkamcub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zagkamcub, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Zagkamcub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Zagkamcub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never wear green shoes.