Lapgodraw is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome dragonfly.

Lapgodraw created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lapgodraw, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lapgodraw, it will not care at all.

Lapgodraw's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lapgodraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.