Didjaphap Gunripdub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty scorpion.

Didjaphap Gunripdub created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Didjaphap Gunripdub, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didjaphap Gunripdub, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Didjaphap Gunripdub's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Didjaphap Gunripdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.