Henpodbigwegquart is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow goat.

Henpodbigwegquart created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henpodbigwegquart, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Henpodbigwegquart, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Henpodbigwegquart's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Henpodbigwegquart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three otters approach from the east.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Do not kill hamsters.