Sitcepwodgodfit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty jellyfish.

Sitcepwodgodfit created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcepwodgodfit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sitcepwodgodfit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sitcepwodgodfit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sitcepwodgodfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.