Vigquamnilpib is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty human.

Vigquamnilpib created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigquamnilpib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vigquamnilpib, he will torture you forever.

Vigquamnilpib's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vigquamnilpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never talk about stars.