Nanjonman is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow fly.

Nanjonman created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanjonman, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nanjonman, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nanjonman's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nanjonman's Holy Commandments

1. Nanjonman loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never jump near swans.