Stignibpas is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable chicken.

Stignibpas created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Stignibpas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stignibpas, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stignibpas' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Stignibpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed tomatoes to cats while wearing violet coats.

5. Do not hurt foxes.