Baphinfot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking owl.

Baphinfot created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Baphinfot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Baphinfot, it will turn you into a slug.

Baphinfot's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Baphinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.