Neglapcap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish raven.

Neglapcap created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neglapcap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Neglapcap, she will turn you into a rat.

Neglapcap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Neglapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Run away from blue badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if five porpoises approach from the south.