Nakdabvid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental horse.

Nakdabvid created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdabvid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nakdabvid, she will ignore you.

Nakdabvid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nakdabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Hide if seven goats approach from the east.