Zencidvad Yarttiftim is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, tranquil
naga.
Zencidvad Yarttiftim created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zencidvad Yarttiftim, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Zencidvad Yarttiftim, it will be very unhappy.
Zencidvad Yarttiftim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Zencidvad Yarttiftim's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt moths.
2. Never hurt rats.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.