Hinbegcun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring crab.

Hinbegcun created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbegcun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hinbegcun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hinbegcun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hinbegcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hinbegcun on top of all buildings.