Bogflatgub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, astonishing gnu.

Bogflatgub created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogflatgub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogflatgub, she will turn you into a slug.

Bogflatgub's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bogflatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Bogflatgub loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never run in holy places.