Waphimlim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest eagle.

Waphimlim created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waphimlim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Waphimlim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Waphimlim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Waphimlim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Waphimlim.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.