Narlbasslad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing scorpion.

Narlbasslad created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbasslad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narlbasslad, she will turn you into a dog.

Narlbasslad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Narlbasslad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not take Narlbasslad's name in vain.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.