Zancudlen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient raven.

Zancudlen created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zancudlen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zancudlen, he will be very unhappy.

Zancudlen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zancudlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Zancudlen loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.